Look MA a roach on 3 wheels!

i hate them... i really do...words can't describe the hate i have in me for them...gaaaaarhhhh!!!!

NO ! NO ! NO! i'm not talikn about cockroaches ...i love those ugly pests as much as the next person..!they are really tough creatures..

*did u kno? a cockroach can survive a nuclear fall out or that it can survive for 3 days even if u chop its head off?

but all the lovely talk about these insects aside ..i am here to talk about something i truly and deeply hate...the mumbai rikshawala's!!!

i rather take my chances by travelling in a train or the overcrowded BEST buses of mumbai!

but i shall never travel in one of them creations of the devil (bajaj group) even if my like depended on it!

some may argue" WHY VIVEK?WHY DO YOU HATE RIK'S SO MUCH?THEY ARE THE LIFE LINES OF THE SUBURBAN PPL..."

lemme answer you ppl....

i hate them coz....i have to hate them as a biker!i know it stupid but only bikers will know the the pain whenevr a rik wala turns left wen he wants to go rite! or do a 180* spin wen ur doin 60k and there is no time to brake coz ur like a feet away frm it!r simply brake wen u his loyal customer shows him a hand!grrr!i hate u all for that!

some more reasons.....

1) they never stop when u absolutely need em' but they will stop if a chick stops em'!

2) coz the meter's on these thing drops faster then a porn star droppin her clothes!

3) they will always make it a point to take the most weird routes r as they call it "MADAIM SHORT CUT HAI!"even if u tell em not to ..they still do!

4) they make it a point to drop the rear two wheel in a pot hole so that ur back suffers and breaks in two!..and notice how they smartly guide the front wheel away frm the hole...for their own comfort!

5) the rear view mirror is there apparently to look at the pretty passenger in the rear seat!

MUSIC

AHHHH!the language of the soul!sweet melody!

but notice how these wonderful feelings all disapr as soon as u step in a rik!coz even the guys at BOSE OR SONY can replicate the sound tech these rikwala's have access to!top notch!i must say!wonderful music !!!all you can hear is the constant damge to my ears (yes u can see it on my face!)coz of the ear jarring treble on these creatures...and to make matters worse they only play ALTAF RAJA OR RECENTLY THE KING OF RIKWALA'S MR.HIMESH RESSHAMMIYA of if ur really lucky u might even find a murdered version of some classic govinda movies!(rember saarkil lo katiya or aa e oo oo!..classics!)

ARTWORK

DIE MF HUSSAIN AND PICASSO u ppl only cater to the snobs!the best artwork in this city is on the front or back of these roaches...

rembr the stickers of sanju baba frm khalnayak?(a chequered balck -white suit with is stupid hat and the pimp cane) ar a sunny deol sticker?

r summin real heart felt like aaie baba'n cha aashirwaad...or A(in english)and raju/munna/babu/chhava/pappu/item/lala/patel/mamu/rani/dinchack/babblu(in hindi/marathi)

...still feel cheated by the art gallery whu sold an really expensive painting which u still don't get? idiot saala!lossserr!

but this takes the cake.....

but to say summin good about em....errrr....well i have nuttin to say!but it was certainly enough for Brad and Angie to take a ride in it!so who am i to say anything!

but then again by drivin these machines ppl are only trying to make a honest living.....but.....my request to them......STAY OUTTA MY WAY!

(AND FOR THE UN-INFORMED THESE ROACHES ARE ALSO EXPORTED BY THE BAJAJ CORP TO OTHER COUNTRIES LIKE MALASIA,JAKARTA AND WADDYA KNO EVEN PAKISTAN!!!(AND U THOT WE DIN HATE PAKI'S ENUF!) MANY MORE ...BAJAJ ..SCREWIN THE WORLD 1 COUNTRY AT A TIME! IS THEIR MOTTO!)

MUDFEST '07-THE MOST BITCHIN' FOOTBALL MATCH EVER!!!

IT'S BEEN 7 LONG YEARS(ALMOST) SINCE I HAVE INDULGED IN ANY SORT OF GROUP SPORT...EXCLUDING SWIMMING.. I HAVE NOT TAKEN PART IN ANY TYPE OF SPORT!!(I DUNNO IF PARTYING/BINGE DRINKING/WATCHING T.V/SPENDIG TIME WITH MY GIRL IS CONSIDERED AS A SPORT)BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVE NEVER BEEN ATHLETIC ANYWAYS!!!

OK!now i was in a all boys school so i played a Lotta football and cricket in the good ol' days but to be fair 60 ppl -1 hour almost ..in a week-and jus 1 football is way to unfair!!

i think the total times i have played football i managed only errr.. 1 goal i think..ok i din score any goal at all!!i just considered myself lucky if some1 passed me the friggin ball!!and more often then never ...that never happened too!!

so for the past months my school buddies wer after mylife that"man! u have to come ..dude!every ones gonna be there"but due to my busy work schedule(?)i never made it..

so this Sunday i had nuttin much to do so..i decided WTF ! i'll give it a shot!

knowing my past history at the game i wasn't too eager to play..but ppl dragged me into it..and i couldn't resist the temptation of slinging some dirt at others!!

so..i jumped in!!!..also i wanted to take off my shirt(?)(NO APPARENT REASON HERE)

MOST OF THE GUYS WER THERE I MEAN EVERY ONE RICHIE,CHACHI,RALPH MALF,THE FONZ,PINKY TUSCEDERO...OOPPS !!WRONG FLASHBACK!!!

BACK TO THE POINT ...

most of the guys i couldn't recognize..after all i had seen em after such a long time...and its really difficult to recognize ppl wen they have gone bald or hulked up r u simply jus don remember them!!!

but yea ...after a Lotta asking(pssst !!whu is he??)and calling em'dude/boss/bro/man u get their names rite!

although i reached late i did get to play..weather i managed to score a goal or not ..well..that's a different story!but i did manage to touch the ball 4 times!!!!(a personal best)

but then again.. don hate the playa hate the game!!

so next Sunday i will try and score a goal!!!!or cheat to score !!!coz its all we wer thought by our coach!!

(our school the Holy family high school had and still does have a killer football team ..we wer the champs in the inter school U-16 PLAYOFFS IN 2002!!!)

POWDER UP !

things have changed like crazy in the past 5 years...they-really-have.

the dollar has sunk to a new low..

prince Charles got married to a commoner..

a chick who can't speak Hindi is running our country(technically)..

u can walk in a coffee shop wearing polka-dotted Bermudas and be cool..

women like rakhi sawant(god bless her !)have become the new 'IT GIRL"IN BOLLYWOOD!..awwwwhhh!!!drooooooolllll!!!!!!!

a lady is the president of our country!..whoooo!!

men....well...errr........still are surviving coz we still have a penis...!!

but given the rate of scientific development.. we will be ex tint pretty soon!!!

more importantly fags like bobby darling making a name by parading around in a pink dress..!(yuck)

gone are the days when leather, long hair,muscles and a cig in ur mouth guaranteed a chick(according to the latest men's fashion mags)wtf??

but i ain here to talk about that...

today's MAN is a lot different than wad he was 5 years ago...

now we don sport a mullet(look at the pic below) except for a few rikshawalas..

we don carry a all-year-round sweater on our chests and backs..!

we don dress shabbily(here i am speaking for myself)..

and yes ..finally we don't have to steal our mothers moisturizers,cold creams,shampoos,make up materials...etc etc anymore!(thank u clarins!)

yes!finally we men can go out and buy things we really need !!!

like the the new shampoo which don't smell like pot-pourri any more!

we are not scared to wear pink !

we are not scared to suit-up every day before we leave for work,college.. hell anywer!

i know,i know ..most of the females who might read this may disagree saying "are u nuts!!! most of my classmates still dress up like sunil shetty and ajay devgan when they debuted in the 1990's.."

yes,i totally agree to this fact!..but evolution is a mystery..far change that no one See's.!

but wad u see is still better than than the mullet sporting guys of the 90's ..rite?

(also i sincerely request all girls to thank AAMIR KHAN and group frm DIL CHAHATA HAI FOR SPORTING "COOL" HAIRCUTS IN THE MOVIE!)I KNO ITS NOT A LOT .. and i know many of you'll had a feeling of being admist porcupines all of a sudden!but you kno as well as i ..wasn't that bad!i sported that look once !

but..as we all kno evolution is a slow and painful process ...

so bear with us please!

coz...

we still will leave the toilet seat up!

we will still drop food on ur carpet!

we still will burp in public!

we still will fart in public!

we still will have beer bellies!

we still won't stop and ask for directions when we know we are lost!

and...

we still will lie to you even when we don't need to!!!

coz we wer the worst creation that god ever made!!

and yes !..all the men would collectively like to thank the hair gel makers in the world ...cos u ppl make us complete!!!!

THINGS THEY MAKE ME WEAR !

All my life i dreamed of being a chef...and..as each day progresses i am getting a step closer to achieving my dream!! i love cooking !i really do! i fought with my parents ..left engg..wasted a truck load of their money..and finally i am getting to do what i love to do!..COOK ..AND BY GOD..i cook well!(ppl who have tasted my food will have some real nice words to say about it!)..

...but enough said about my cooking skills,there is a lot to hotel mgmt than one can expect...especially the dirty parts..which no 1 mentions while takin' an admission!

there are 4 basic depts in a hotel ..

1. food production(kitchen & bakery)






2. rooms division(front office&house keeping






3. food &beverage(restaurants,room service etc.)

OK so i just found out !there are only 3 main depts!(surprise!surprise!)

not every1 likes all the depts ..neither do I!..but wtf u have to bear with the rest !(like u have an option!..its jus like wen we had 2 study civics and economics in school rembr!)

as if doing what u don't like to do..all in the name of gettin a H.M degree u also have to put up with the not-so-cool uniforms!

1 thing i realised after joining h.m is u r not left with a social life..the guthka eating,paan chewing,tambaku swallowing co-worker is ur social life!

and also u can't shop anymore!!coz u will die in the uniform u wear!

(call me a girl ..but i love to shop!i will shop till i drop!trust me !and that's wad i miss the most..)

if u felt ur weird uncle dresses crazy jus check out wat i have to wear!!

no.1: the housekeeping uniform

makes me look more like ward boy vitthal than ur housekeeping guy!

(nd ya!check out the funky cap i have to wear!makes u feel jealous?)

(pic:me and my mentor uday with Mr. mops a.k.a moppinator)

soo..if u love cleaning toilets and like to scrub floors this is THE place to hang !hommi!

no 2): the waiters uniform

if had a lil more meat on me ..perhaps i would make a lot of money serving middle aged society women as a STRIPPER ..than serving fat,bald businessmen in a 5 * hotel as a waiter!but then again life ain fair!*sigh*

feast ur eyes on the bitch ..of fat,bald businessmen!!!

no 3): the chef's coat

i love it !there is no other piece of clothing i love in my wardrobe than my trusty chef's coat

i will wear it even on my wedding day if given the choice!hell i think i will!

there ain nuttin i would do after putting it on!.it makes me feel sexy(although i may not look like )but wtf! i love it!i really do..!

(i sincerely apologise for the fugly pics!)

wad happens wen we get drunk!

men are pigs...
they indeed are..
they turn even worse when they get
drunk!

honestly speaking i don drink that much but i can handle my drinks..

this is another 1 of my"silly adventures"(?)with my buddies which i ain scared to show the world !

that particular night the bitch of r group(read:rohan) was absent so my buddies took my ass .. literally!(you'll see by wad i mean!)

and mind u we all wer drunk and i had a french paper and a comm skills paper the very next day !but wtf i din need to study coz i scored well in the las term(yes!i do study)ahem!eventually i scored well..but that is a different story alltogtr..

so let the "ass"ault begin!

to make things easier r less graphic this will be a comic presentation again..

(this is not how we always act ...but hey!boys will be boys!)

3 BEST THINGS THAT EVER HAPPEND TO ME..

LEMME BEGIN HERE BY SAYIN SUMMIN TO U GUYS WHICH I NEVER SAY TO YA ALL ....




AND I REALLY MEAN IT !!YOU ALL KNO Y!!
...but then too i have to tell the world y(so they do mis-interpret wad im sayin)

we all have known each other for quiet some time now!!don't we?..bet you never thot we wud b fren for such a long time din't cha?!!life is'nt sweet babes soooo..i salute you all for bearing me!!!

i am gonna bear my soul out ...so shilpa,tina and ritu get ur hankies put coz this 1z gonna ne a tear-jerker....sob!

shilpa

i will begin the dearest and the most valuable fren i have ..shilpa...
wad do i say about ya bear...been thru some weird times togethr eh???r may be not!
but then again we lived to tell the tale...din we?
you have been i wild grl babe...thats y i love ya so much..u are nuts ..u never backed away frm doin nythin..!!
i will not get into the details here but the ppl whu know her they will bet she was born to be a party grl!!the nicest person i have met..i respect ,admire and value you a lot as a fren and i mean it !bet ya din kno dis huh!!ha!
she is the sort of person who will support u wen u r down and out!she is really a true fren!she is the best person to have a chat with about stupid stuff..i mean we tak bout nythin stupid tv serials like takeshi's castle r bitchin about a bitch!
i love to cook for her coz she is a fan of what i cook!!(i ain that good at it but she will say its good jus bcoz she is a sweetheart)pshyco boyfrenz,dangerous frenz u have been thru it all !and the shilpa i kno is the most wonderful grl eva!
but to tell ya the truth we wer'nt dat close frenz to begin with but r frenship blossomed whit each puff of a cigge we had!rite ?but now that u quit we r still frenz and closer than ever!
u are my darlin fren and will remain 1 forever !!!like-it-r-not !...and thanks for finally gettin a new cell dear !!now i can sleep well at nights!!heheh!lol!
tina
jus bcoz i said shilpa is my dearest fren dos'nt mean ur any less closer to me, if she is my fundoo fren(?) you are my scary fren!(ask shilpa)coz i don wanna die alone!!
you are the most talkative ppl i have ever met on this planet!!ther i've said it!hit me all ya wanna but it ain gonna change the truth!!!(pls don hit me!)you are my rock !litrally cos it feel like bein hit by 1 aftr ur "friendly"punches!you are my advisor-in-chief..she always gives me and guides me in doin the rite things..rembr wen u told me cut my hair??still thank ya 4 dat!!+a lotta otr relationship advice!yup u herd me!
she uses her mouth for two things she loves doing..
1)talking:she can go on n on n on n on n on n on on n on again about anything
jus ask her wad she did 2day and u sir will get a play by play of was she did every freakin min of the day!yes she will put the fear of god in u!yes she won't let u speak a word even if its imprtnt!
2)eating:god save the person who takes her out for a dinner!

but hey!u have been der for me and i for ya!good times eh?
and guys beware the girl knows how to throw a punch and if u dare to come bac 4 more her mom will-kill-you!

(U DON KNO THIS ...we(me n shilpa)never y meet u alone? coz v hav a suicide pact that we die togtr if v have to die hearin ur stories)
ritu
finally ritu...my saviour!she knows every dirty detail about my life!
she is perhaps the only girl who has known me so well in such a short span of time! she is rock solid and a even rockingly solid fren!(?again)ther is nuttin i can r perhaps will have to complain about this grl she is like my sonia gandhi(sorry!outta of ideas on this 1)i dunno wad i wud have done witout u!u have have been der for me like the otr two divas in my life!!is the nicest person i have met and i don think it gets ny sweeter than this grl!seriously she will give u diabetis!i never knew a grl so nice existed in a marwari society!!(kiddin)
pls pls marry sum1 frm mumbai pls!!!

and 1ce again love u ppl !

what was i smokin????

ok ! this piece of work is really confusing and makes no sense at all...but in my defence i was really bored..so

..i thought of a sarcastic ,yet weird way of expressin my views on the pics i stole frm ur orkut accounts!yes !you heard me !!!you have been punk'd in a really boring way !

(the creator of this piece wud like to thank neha,dexter,durgesh,sexy boy rehaan and a few others for lending their pics which they put on orkut thinking" awww!!! this pic will show the world how cute i was..."so laf at yr self along with the world)



so here it goes...let the madness begin!!

two frenz in a bar wer havin a drink.....

jus wen a fat maratha guy started laughin loudly!!

coz it reminded him of a very funny kodak moment along with the image of a really weird gujju guy posin for a pic....it made no sense though...was it the booze in his head takin..it was all broken and made no sense at all!!!...ahhhhh!!!it was crap.. jus like this piece!soo here it is !!!and sum how even i managed to get a part in his drunk dreams!!!yay!!

(the writer would like to mention that all this is
fictional and does not bear any resemblance to any event he may experienced !so
do not blame the writer coz he jus-does-not-care-amundo! about
it!)

freindship+love v/s money and ambitions

life is a real bitch!face it...admit it what you want is not always what you get!

nobodies life is perfect .... i still wish the the only girl i loved ..loved me ...,i still wish my parents din force me into engg. due to which i lost 2 valuable yrs of my life...u may whish u had a bigger car or flawless skin or a girlfriend or any darn thing for that matter.

BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS: LIFE AIN'T FAIR

no matter how hard you try u can never be the person you wanna be!rite?

which brings me to my point today that everythin in our life revolves around materialistic needs as i mentioned above but 1 may argue that wad about frenz?wad bout love an all other things we always say means the life to us?

the answer is simple there are two different categories of ppl the ones whu belive in love and otrs who don't

which one am i?

A:the latter

a long time ago even i was the hormonal teen who believed in love and all its wonders but it all crashed when u find the 1 u loved was just toying with ur emotions..

its not only from that ,i over the years seen my pals change when they started to get into serious relations.

the question here is that DO WE REALLY DESERVE TO FALL IN LOVE?

for those in love and who belive in it the answer is obvious

but for a person like me never!

the reason is simple are'nt we a little too immature and a little too dependent on r folks for r daily khaarcha-paani?

for normal ppl like you and me the privileges we have been given by r folks can we assure the same to your one and only love ?

answer me !

i expected that !the silence says it all!

this time i won't give any examples at any1's exp,

i will say it all by citing my own example!

coz i am not ashamed to do so!

a lotta ppl might not like what i have to say but wat the hey! i will still do it!

i am a person who has been pushed and bullied all my life ..but the pent up frustratioms only broke out only afew yrs ago the once shy kid has now become the devil's own child!

the simple reason i choose not to fall in a long term relation is only bcoz im scared.. that i'm still a nobody!i'll b honest i am a spoily,arrogant kid.i wud rather work to achive my goals than run behind a girl and spent a "romantic evening"with her and promise to have a grand wedding !

but wat after that? the big house my parents own is theirs and i have no desire to claim what's theirs as mine...so wad wud i do ?buy a 1 BHK IN MIRA ROAD ON LOAN?and die payin off the debt for the rest of my life ?call me shallow but dat wad i am!

HELL NO!CALL ME AIR HEADED BUT PPL LIKE ME DON'T DO THAT! I WUD DIE ALONE THAN ACCEPT THAT OPTION!

SO ..wad bout the ppl who choose this option ?....welll good luck for livin a mediocre and painful life!

in the past ppl have always considered me as the one whu whd sell his soul to the devil to achive what he wants,for the person who i wud never wanna see cry i would atleast for the sake of her happiness!

so does that make me a bad person ?

u decide!

GIRLS!, GIRLS!, GIRLS!....

"Girls Girls Girls...

Long Legs And Burgundy Lips
Girls ...Dancin' Down On Sunset Strip
Girls .....Red Lips, Fingertips"
NOW THAT'S WHAT MOTLEY CRUE SAID IN AN IMMORTAL SONG OF THEIRS.
but they wer rock stars in the era of sex,drugs & rock n' roll things where way easier for them.
now me and you ..we ain't rock stars r for that matter anyone at all !
from my own personal experiences and from my frenz i can say with confidence that no matter how good you are the girls always fall for the bad dudes(ref:the lukkha types,the broke types,the geeky types) being normal just doesn't do it for women anymore(by normal i mean opposite of everything i said in the previous bracket)
hey i'm no stud r a looker myself ,i have had moderate success with women but at the end always get dumped for reasons i can't mention(no balls!)ahem!

But i can gladly speak on behalf of all my frenz that the world is truly a mysterious place ...for example i have got a fren thin as a twig,not that smart a talker,a miser but somehow he always manages to get pretty girls nd then finds flaws n reasons to leave them!

strange?

it even gets stranger now....

one of my other friend a nice guy was seein a gal for the past 5 years r so jus decided to leave her for no apparent reason! said he" couldn't take it nymore !"

'when you point a finger at someone 3 of em' r pointin back at you'

speakin of 3 fingers pointin bak at me i rember i have not been a saint myself !i have been dumped so many times coz i am the prince of the examples i cited above i have distanced myself from a grl for stupid reasons like "too short" ,"too clingy"etc.etc. but hey !dats me !guess some ppl never learn!
ok!i have'nt been completely honest !
i really like this girl i know,we kno each otr for quiet some time now ,every1 thinks we are a couple,my frenzs say we shuld be a couple,she knows i like her and i know she likes me back..but yet i don't have the guts to say" i love you "to her...

y? u may b compelled to ask
well the answer i simple the girl is too sweet for a person like me and i feel i honestly don't deserve some1 like her coz i am afraid that some day i may let her down in some way or another and it wud kill me to see her cry ...

but like they say"There is a soul-mate for everyone in this world"
makes me wonder will a arrogant,short tempered person and a shallow person like me ever find one?


..for the girls sake... i hope the answer is no!

....OF IDLI'S ,DOSA'S AND BEING SOUTH-INDIAN.

OKIE!THIS TOPIC HAS BEEN LINGERING IN MY HEAD FOR WAY TOO LONG NOW.
this topic is a lil' off beat and a boring from past two blogs...
i have been living in this city for nearly my whole life now,i love this city and MOST OF ITS PEOPLE but sometimes i feel all this talk of us the citizens of this city being all metro n unbiased is all just a bunch of crap!
i dunno is it just me or this city in general that all us 'southies' get treated like this!

A FEW COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS PEOPLE IN GENERAL HAVE ABOUT US!:

1) THE SOUTH OF INDIA COMPRISES OF ONE BIG STATE AND ALL OF ITS RESIDENTS ARE " MADRASIS".

2)SOUTH INDIAN PEOPLE EAT IDLI'S AND DOSA'S FOR BREAKFAST ALL THE TIME AND RICE AND SAAMBAR FOR LUNCH AND DINNER ALL THE TIME !

3)ANY LANGUAGE WE SPEAK IS ALWAYS REFERED OF AANDU-GUUNDU (????)
BY POEPLE(MOSTLY BY NORTH INDIANS)

4)NO SOUTH INDIAN CAN BE FAIR IN APPEARENCE (ONCE AGAIN BY NORTH INDIANS AND MARATHIS ITS JUST NOT POSSIBLE)

5)MOST COMMON AND THE MOST STUPID MISCONCEPTION OR INSULT THESE PPL CAN BELT OUT IS .......THE CALL EVERY SOUTH INDIAN A "ANNA" OR "TAMBI" WITHOUT KNOWING IT MEANING.

I NOT GENRALLY THE RACIST TYPES (MY VIEW OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON RICH V/S POOR GRAPH!HEHE! KIDDIN!! )(MY NEXT TOPIC..!!)
but hey ppl wake up and smell the coffee!
firstly ppl rember this much ...just bcoz we dont say notin does'nt mean u can make fun of us ,this just shows how much you pple have slacked off at ur jobs or waited of reservations or wait for some1to call ur "saviour" while we have come up on our own and took over ur state!!

lastly lemme end by givin a list of somethings which would make ur world a lot more miserable if it wer'nt for us:

1)no more cheap fast food (imagine living on those oily waada paavs and jaundice infested water paani puris forever!)yummm!!!(yea rite)

2)telecom industry would be dead without us (imagine using those filthy p.c.o's for the rest of ur lives!!)

3)for cheap horny bastards who watch the late night porn movies on sun tv r whatever ....good luck

and finally the most important contribution to this cit by r ppl

4) if it wer'nt for us.. all u singlr ppl with no girlfriends and no social lives would never have a place u ppl called heaven .....dance bars! rite?
so next time u narrow minded ppl see an "anna" u better treat him with respect!

EVERY SATURDAY WE PARTY WITH THE MUMBAI COPS!

HUMAN BEINGS ARE SOCIAL ANIMALS,THEY NEED TO PARTY EVERY NOW AND THEN,SOME PARTY AT A FREZ PLACE,SOME AT CLUBS...EVEN WE DO IN OUR VERY OWN V.I.P MOBILE.

lemme begin with this car first ..as it has served us a lot .
owner:durgesh"beta"dhawan
type:maruti suzuki ZEN
yr of make:1997 (B.C)
music system"loud infact very very loud
type of music played:only trance,house (basicaly songs with no apparant meaning and no lyrics)
realibility of the car:dodgy

ok !enough about the car
there are generally four of us and all of us have a fixed seat in the car which does not change at any cost and its as follows:
drivers seat:durgesh
front passanger seat:shaggy
rear pass seat(left):me
rear pass seat(right):roan

when our "trip" begins we always make sure we have enough cash,
coz we always need it for various reasons most basic being to gas the bitch up coz she is always dry!!
after having done that we hit the road and head towards r 1st destination bandra.
enroute to bandra we always (me and roan)whine n bitch about how loud the darn music is (since both of us r more in2 rock n roll we absolutely hate i mean HATE the music!!)
and all are pleads hv been turned down till date!
after bearing with the horrible music we reach bandra and pick up booze (a lotta) for the night
here 2 we complaint as i don't dring whskey so genrally i settle for beer as i don like the common vodka(white mischief yuck!)
after that we genrally cruise around in bandra mostly carter road and bandstand aimlessly instead of stoppin somewer but no we cant do that! (no apparaant reason again)
after pointless crusin if about an hour r so we finally stop for a smoke and jus when we light up surprise! surprise! r party companions arrive!the always thirsty mopo(mum police)whooooooo!!!
they crash our party always !!thats y we love em so deeply!
they always go search our car and somehow the find our booze (at this point we all try to speak the best possible broken marathi we can stuff like saabeb,kaka kaahi tari baagha naa...)
but thanks to alistar (rot in hell bastard) they don't accept bribes nymore u have to file a charge and shell out a 1000 bucks as the cover charge to party with mopo!
after spendin close to 3 g's ro these a-holes we still have'nt learnt r lesson ....coz the mumbai police knows how to party and party in style i might add!!!
so after a night of hardcore partyin the mallaya style we all head back to our humble homes savouring the memories we had forever!!!!!





this pic below is for illustration purpose only:


we where them for a night !

The reckless,shameless,careless and the aimless

chapter 1: THE RECKLESS

for a random stranger one look at this picture and he/she might think "Hmmm.....he looks like any normal guy i could b friends with.."

!but hey! i would beg to differ... there are nt many ppl who kno me well enough they just think of me as a guy with a lotta arrogance,pride ,stubborness nd as a vrey un-cooperative person having said that about myself i feel much more relaxed and at peace becoz ppl like it r not that is the bitter truth about me!

born in a extremly well-to-do family ppl always think my life is better than therz..

WRONG AGAIN!!! i would gladly trade places with an avg joe ny given daycoz im really messed up (at this point i take the distinct plesure of thanking my parents for screwin me up and making me so dillusional in life )

y u may ask ?y am i so bitter and so disgruntled with my life??

all the money n pleasures aside i have nothin to show ..r offer any1

i have a realy stormy relation with my parents(don't wanna get into the dirty details here)....i have had a many relations in which i made it a point thet they don.t work coz i dunno y im afraid of commitment...i have very few frenz coz i dont get along with ppl ..i can keep ion ranting on and on but wtf !its no use!!

coz god made me a human being so the i suffer the misery of dying alone!!

chapter 2: THE SHAMELESS

MY hommi,my dear friend shashank"churan"shedge never spoke to the guy wen we wer in school.....infact hated the guy coz he always used to make fun of me!!but look we r the closest of pals today!!! he has got a heart as big as his tummy!!he is the most seasoned liar i have met in my life till date!

but wtf hez ma fren!!i have the bestest of times wit my fren churan n savoured every moment of it!got a great sense of humour ..many ways we both r fernz coz we have the same tyoe of problem:overpossesive parents n gossiping relatives!!!

dude ur ma bro !!

chapter 3:THE CARELESS

MY friend durgesh"roadrage"dhawan i still dunno y we r still friends!!coz i one guy of whum i was really scared of when i was in school was durgesh.. i used to change the lane if i saw him comin towards me and if we ever spoke i always kept a good arms length and spoke to him!!

i was petrified by the sheer sight of him!!but WTF again we r the closest of buddies today!

the guyhas got real guts coz not many ppl went thru the shit he went thru if ny1 amongst us has the right to say he is is own man it him !he is not a overprivilagd brat lik me ...he has worked for everything he owns

a little air headed at times and dosent think of the out come at times hence the word"CARELESS"but he the guy knows how to njoi his life thats wat makes him a great guy!

if jus for a while if he used his head insted of his heart he would turn into me!!!so durga use ur head for doing as little things as possibe and u'll b fine !!!(hehe!)

rock on dude !

(hope i get some jugips and marzipans for this)

last chapter:THE AIMLESS

AHHH!!!! LIKE ALL GOOD WRITERS I SAVED THE GOOD STUFF FOR THE LAST!!!!

my closest chuddy buddy rohan"buddhist"surej the mallaya of the group,the true maaratha maanus!!!(laaai bhhari)

my closest pal of em all!cheap and bitchy engraved wit the true marathi spirit in his veins all i can say is he is been the groups bitch for way 2222 long!!!

been thru thick and thin together for each other we call him "aimless"(coz he is a maratha end of argument!!!)lolz he knows y ask him!!

pipmles ,girls, skinny body ,bullyin' he has been thru all nd lived to tell the tale!!! jai maratha!!!

confused like all of us he is tryin to do the best he can in life !!!hez ma man !!!he loves faalguni paathak!!!hez a wannab rocker

he the mallaya!!no 1

he is rohan"j.b.s.k.h.c"surej