Look MA a roach on 3 wheels!

i hate them... i really do...words can't describe the hate i have in me for them...gaaaaarhhhh!!!!

NO ! NO ! NO! i'm not talikn about cockroaches ...i love those ugly pests as much as the next person..!they are really tough creatures..

*did u kno? a cockroach can survive a nuclear fall out or that it can survive for 3 days even if u chop its head off?

but all the lovely talk about these insects aside ..i am here to talk about something i truly and deeply hate...the mumbai rikshawala's!!!

i rather take my chances by travelling in a train or the overcrowded BEST buses of mumbai!

but i shall never travel in one of them creations of the devil (bajaj group) even if my like depended on it!

some may argue" WHY VIVEK?WHY DO YOU HATE RIK'S SO MUCH?THEY ARE THE LIFE LINES OF THE SUBURBAN PPL..."

lemme answer you ppl....

i hate them coz....i have to hate them as a biker!i know it stupid but only bikers will know the the pain whenevr a rik wala turns left wen he wants to go rite! or do a 180* spin wen ur doin 60k and there is no time to brake coz ur like a feet away frm it!r simply brake wen u his loyal customer shows him a hand!grrr!i hate u all for that!

some more reasons.....

1) they never stop when u absolutely need em' but they will stop if a chick stops em'!

2) coz the meter's on these thing drops faster then a porn star droppin her clothes!

3) they will always make it a point to take the most weird routes r as they call it "MADAIM SHORT CUT HAI!"even if u tell em not to ..they still do!

4) they make it a point to drop the rear two wheel in a pot hole so that ur back suffers and breaks in two!..and notice how they smartly guide the front wheel away frm the hole...for their own comfort!

5) the rear view mirror is there apparently to look at the pretty passenger in the rear seat!

MUSIC

AHHHH!the language of the soul!sweet melody!

but notice how these wonderful feelings all disapr as soon as u step in a rik!coz even the guys at BOSE OR SONY can replicate the sound tech these rikwala's have access to!top notch!i must say!wonderful music !!!all you can hear is the constant damge to my ears (yes u can see it on my face!)coz of the ear jarring treble on these creatures...and to make matters worse they only play ALTAF RAJA OR RECENTLY THE KING OF RIKWALA'S MR.HIMESH RESSHAMMIYA of if ur really lucky u might even find a murdered version of some classic govinda movies!(rember saarkil lo katiya or aa e oo oo!..classics!)

ARTWORK

DIE MF HUSSAIN AND PICASSO u ppl only cater to the snobs!the best artwork in this city is on the front or back of these roaches...

rembr the stickers of sanju baba frm khalnayak?(a chequered balck -white suit with is stupid hat and the pimp cane) ar a sunny deol sticker?

r summin real heart felt like aaie baba'n cha aashirwaad...or A(in english)and raju/munna/babu/chhava/pappu/item/lala/patel/mamu/rani/dinchack/babblu(in hindi/marathi)

...still feel cheated by the art gallery whu sold an really expensive painting which u still don't get? idiot saala!lossserr!

but this takes the cake.....

but to say summin good about em....errrr....well i have nuttin to say!but it was certainly enough for Brad and Angie to take a ride in it!so who am i to say anything!

but then again by drivin these machines ppl are only trying to make a honest living.....but.....my request to them......STAY OUTTA MY WAY!

(AND FOR THE UN-INFORMED THESE ROACHES ARE ALSO EXPORTED BY THE BAJAJ CORP TO OTHER COUNTRIES LIKE MALASIA,JAKARTA AND WADDYA KNO EVEN PAKISTAN!!!(AND U THOT WE DIN HATE PAKI'S ENUF!) MANY MORE ...BAJAJ ..SCREWIN THE WORLD 1 COUNTRY AT A TIME! IS THEIR MOTTO!)