Tuesday, July 3, 2007

EVERY SATURDAY WE PARTY WITH THE MUMBAI COPS!



HUMAN BEINGS ARE SOCIAL ANIMALS,THEY NEED TO PARTY EVERY NOW AND THEN,SOME PARTY AT A FREZ PLACE,SOME AT CLUBS...EVEN WE DO IN OUR VERY OWN V.I.P MOBILE.


lemme begin with this car first ..as it has served us a lot .
owner:durgesh"beta"dhawan
type:maruti suzuki ZEN
yr of make:1997 (B.C)
music system"loud infact very very loud
type of music played:only trance,house (basicaly songs with no apparant meaning and no lyrics)
realibility of the car:dodgy

ok !enough about the car
there are generally four of us and all of us have a fixed seat in the car which does not change at any cost and its as follows:
drivers seat:durgesh
front passanger seat:shaggy
rear pass seat(left):me
rear pass seat(right):roan

when our "trip" begins we always make sure we have enough cash,
coz we always need it for various reasons most basic being to gas the bitch up coz she is always dry!!
after having done that we hit the road and head towards r 1st destination bandra.
enroute to bandra we always (me and roan)whine n bitch about how loud the darn music is (since both of us r more in2 rock n roll we absolutely hate i mean HATE the music!!)
and all are pleads hv been turned down till date!
after bearing with the horrible music we reach bandra and pick up booze (a lotta) for the night
here 2 we complaint as i don't dring whskey so genrally i settle for beer as i don like the common vodka(white mischief yuck!)
after that we genrally cruise around in bandra mostly carter road and bandstand aimlessly instead of stoppin somewer but no we cant do that! (no apparaant reason again)
after pointless crusin if about an hour r so we finally stop for a smoke and jus when we light up surprise! surprise! r party companions arrive!the always thirsty mopo(mum police)whooooooo!!!
they crash our party always !!thats y we love em so deeply!
they always go search our car and somehow the find our booze (at this point we all try to speak the best possible broken marathi we can stuff like saabeb,kaka kaahi tari baagha naa...)
but thanks to alistar (rot in hell bastard) they don't accept bribes nymore u have to file a charge and shell out a 1000 bucks as the cover charge to party with mopo!
after spendin close to 3 g's ro these a-holes we still have'nt learnt r lesson ....coz the mumbai police knows how to party and party in style i might add!!!
so after a night of hardcore partyin the mallaya style we all head back to our humble homes savouring the memories we had forever!!!!!





this pic below is for illustration purpose only:


we where them for a night !




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