POWDER UP !

things have changed like crazy in the past 5 years...they-really-have.

the dollar has sunk to a new low..

prince Charles got married to a commoner..

a chick who can't speak Hindi is running our country(technically)..

u can walk in a coffee shop wearing polka-dotted Bermudas and be cool..

women like rakhi sawant(god bless her !)have become the new 'IT GIRL"IN BOLLYWOOD!..awwwwhhh!!!drooooooolllll!!!!!!!

a lady is the president of our country!..whoooo!!

men....well...errr........still are surviving coz we still have a penis...!!

but given the rate of scientific development.. we will be ex tint pretty soon!!!

more importantly fags like bobby darling making a name by parading around in a pink dress..!(yuck)

gone are the days when leather, long hair,muscles and a cig in ur mouth guaranteed a chick(according to the latest men's fashion mags)wtf??

but i ain here to talk about that...

today's MAN is a lot different than wad he was 5 years ago...

now we don sport a mullet(look at the pic below) except for a few rikshawalas..

we don carry a all-year-round sweater on our chests and backs..!

we don dress shabbily(here i am speaking for myself)..

and yes ..finally we don't have to steal our mothers moisturizers,cold creams,shampoos,make up materials...etc etc anymore!(thank u clarins!)

yes!finally we men can go out and buy things we really need !!!

like the the new shampoo which don't smell like pot-pourri any more!

we are not scared to wear pink !

we are not scared to suit-up every day before we leave for work,college.. hell anywer!

i know,i know ..most of the females who might read this may disagree saying "are u nuts!!! most of my classmates still dress up like sunil shetty and ajay devgan when they debuted in the 1990's.."

yes,i totally agree to this fact!..but evolution is a mystery..far change that no one See's.!

but wad u see is still better than than the mullet sporting guys of the 90's ..rite?

(also i sincerely request all girls to thank AAMIR KHAN and group frm DIL CHAHATA HAI FOR SPORTING "COOL" HAIRCUTS IN THE MOVIE!)I KNO ITS NOT A LOT .. and i know many of you'll had a feeling of being admist porcupines all of a sudden!but you kno as well as i ..wasn't that bad!i sported that look once !

but..as we all kno evolution is a slow and painful process ...

so bear with us please!

coz...

we still will leave the toilet seat up!

we will still drop food on ur carpet!

we still will burp in public!

we still will fart in public!

we still will have beer bellies!

we still won't stop and ask for directions when we know we are lost!

and...

we still will lie to you even when we don't need to!!!

coz we wer the worst creation that god ever made!!

and yes !..all the men would collectively like to thank the hair gel makers in the world ...cos u ppl make us complete!!!!