Stop looking,Start seeing,Do something India

Just over a week ago our country experienced its worst ever terror attack.We all saw and know what happened,most mourned,lit candles,took a protest march out like i did ..but for what?

Do we really think we all are making a difference by doing this?wats so different this time?why din we do it the last time wen bombs went off on trains? the only thing that comes to my mind is that we all lost hope and are genuinely scared coz b4 ppl used to plant bombs and run,but this time we wer being hunted down by only 10 guys who came in a dingy? and  held all of u ransom?

i dont blame the terrorists or the paki's for what they did..surprised ? pls dont be coz we let em do it us!

each and ever one of us is corrupt and careless!

yes coz we all started it by fighting for our religion,cast, our so called dick less leaders!

For what i ask?

did any one frm the thakery clan or the gandhi clan come to save us?

no coz they don care for us..coz they have bullet proof cars and Z grade security sponsored by us!

I know there is no point in talking about anything coz very few care and like for those like me who Love this country..all i ask is that Mr. politician allow me to buy a gun ..not to kill myself...but to kill those who don't do their job like you..or at lest to kill the motherfucker who came in a boot to kill my people ..coz i dun wanna die a nameless death or be called a martyr ..bcoz if i choose  to die i shall die fighting and take the bastard to the hell he deserves for making my people's one!

VIGILANTLY JUSTICE FOR ALL GUILTY!

Try polisihng these "KOHINOOR DIAMONDS"

Finally in the final year,the big dawgs! reaching to a end of a three yr degree course!YES PEOPLE! in a few shorts months nearly 200 students are gonaa graduate and be called (proudly) Bachelor of hospitality mgmt!i have personally gone a lot to be here..changed colleges,had my family name almost defamed,hopes and dreams crushed even before realizing them!

Now I have been a student of Kohinoor college of hotel mgmt for almost a year and a half now!
A college which i once discarded sayin it a shitty college..turned out to be the only college which accepted me when i was asked to leave from rizvi college of hotel mgmt!

So today i decided to thank all the wonderfully gifted students of KOKO by interviewing them!

NOTE: people have been picked at random and have been interviewd.

excerpts from the interview..

ME: so tell me what made you pick KOKO?
STUDent: To be phrank thees waas thee only kollege that akccepted me after I flunked the engg CET exams..hehe! alos my waadil(read:dad) has peechan with the locval shiv sena leader who is the union leader at ITC grand maarath who told my dad i can work as a steward after i pass!kool na?

M: thats all ok but don u think investing almost 2,50 laks for the three years only to do a job which pays only pays 6 grands a month dozt make any sense?
S: arre baba my aiee wadil took a loan..they have to pay the bank back not me!hehe!!!

M:so how did u find the college in the beginning ?
S:In thee begining i found it very diffculltty to undeshtand the lectured becoz all of them were in EEnglieehs but the i beacmed phrends with a few marathi maadhyam students and cot the professors and forcibly told tham to make undershtand us all in marathi!kool na?jai marashtra!hehe!

M:so hows the crowd out here?
S: arre baba it ieej too rokking!every one here speaks marathi!the guyjs are too cool they all listen to Laavani(marathi songs)and wen we party we all BREAk dance to Sawn paal(sean paul)i love his song tamptrature(temperature)also on our freshers paaarty we all did the ganpati dance to all the songs..it was the only party i had ever gone to!hehe!!

M:wat about the female crowd?
S:arre bahau the cheeks are too hot out here!i swear!aaie chi gaand laadki look are too kool all are babes!they all love the same things like we do and they love it especially if we fight and beat a guy up in a group to prove our manness!then they come and propose us!hehe!!

M:wow! really?!so how many grls came and proposed to u?
S:sadly no 1 bcoz i was the one who was bashed up in the group!hehe!!

M:sad! so wat do u do for fun out here?
S:aktaully (spitting on the floor of the classroom) we all love to drink!its the fave tymepass of our group!we buy a khaamba(bottle)of Imperial blue or bagpiper wen we have no moneys and drink it with the watercooler water !hehe!!

M: so are there any cool places out here?
S:arrre there are so many! there is shivaji maidaan wer we all go and play cricket during lectures,then there is dadar choowpatty wer we all go drink in public!,the der is are kackteen whic is for the kool DUDes!i totally love this place!me toh even comes here on sundays!hehe!!

M:wats a average college day for you like?
S:i love the kollege uniphorm and my kollege sports shoejs,then i ctach the 7.55 local to dadar and meet my pals and missed call them wen i reach the kolege!hehe!the if mood hua toh we sit phor lektures and harass the professors and the nerdy students!chutiya saale!hehe!!!
we never miss the lunch in college!fees waasul karna hai na?thats y i mqake it a point to eat every day even if i dun come for lektyures!hehe!!

M:so is there anyone you people hate?
S:yes!of cousre! der is this rich kid who comes in a bike !saala dosent drink cheap liquor like us!even patoed the Dubai gurl in our klass!he things just becoz hes rich has a pretty gurl and has a sekure fhututer he iej better than us!(spits again)

M:so wats ur ultimate goal in life?
S:I am toh going to the USA afteer the degree to work as a steward!hehe!!i'll go der and try to phasao a Ameerikan grl and bkome a shittyzen over there!!hehe!!!

M:so who do you idolize?
S: there is one maan who you are suppose to idolize! RAJ SAAHEB!bhaaiya bhaagoa maharastra bachao,riksha chaaloa!hehe!!

M:good!im so proud of you !im really gald to be your classmate!hope u do a really mediocre job for the rest of your life!

The people who run our lives

People living in this city have become so lazy man! me included,
slowly but steadily we are turning into Americans (except,we will take a piss on the street corner rite next to the sulabh sauchalya to save a buck or throw the garbage out of our windows.)
even Indians living in the US of A complaints all the time how they miss the comfort money could buy in India,comfort we all take for granted(for confirmation call up a relative of urs int the states and see her go on and on till ur bank balance runs dry!).
people who talk about as the low category people who do what they do becoz they wer meant to do that..treat them like dirt,abuse them and even harass them coz they dun know the pain of being them coz they never bothered to ask how they are feelin or hows things at home!

Each and everyone of us think of all these people who run our lives as the insignificant people ..don't deny the fact think long and hard ..really really hard ..cmon u must have mis-treated someone ?and if u still cant think of sum1 well..ur jus perfect aren't ya?..congrats!..or ur memory just sucks ass!
I admit the fact that i am filled with hatred for all humans barring my frens and family and i have been a jerk ..A LOT!
i can give u a million instances wer i have abused a rikshawala or my restaurant staff or m maid ..and i regret it a lot.
Only wen u speak to these people u come to know how difficult lives they live..people like our maids,car cleaner,the milk man,the paper guy.. how we always expect them to do a perfect work and if the fail to do it we never run shy of giving them a peice of our minds coz we all are self centered people
I am telling all of this coz i have been at the receiving end of these nasty comments myself and i know how it feels to be blasted by an asshole like you or me at work or anywer else.

so next time you decide to give maa-bheen gaalis to anyone who works for you jus think for a second how hard ur parcel wala who braved the rain pedaling his bike to deliver ur food coz u wer too lazy to cook to send money back to his/her old parents or to provide a good education to their children so they dun have to take crap form ppl like u and me or drive a riksha coz his daddy weren't as rich as urs or he has to work coz he is the only able pair oh hands to provide for his home..and jus imagine how difficult ur life becomes if dun come to work for even 1 single day!!
so the next time be kind..remember it could be u taking a yelling from ur boss for coming late coz he also owns u in a way like the way u feel u own these people ..and thank god ur not him/her coz im pretty sure u and me would suck at doin their jobs big time!

We rocked out with our cocks out!

Don't let the title of this blog distract you ! It's not as it sounds! this is about how much i enjoy getting drunk while listening to good ol' fashion rock!as most of you'll know i'm an avid fan of the good ol glam metal A.K.A the good ol days of the hairbands of the 80's. This holi i just got what i always wanted all my holi playing career!..A bunch of beer drinkin,hairband wearin,guys from down south playin holi how its meant to be played..with lots of beer,good music and a rockin crowd! I am generally never the type to gel in a new group of people immediately..but wen beer is involved..things suddenly change and im not that shy and silent anymore!

As a strict rule which i follow every year i don't drink on holi ,but this year the lure of deadly color's,dirty water of juhu beach and of course my good ol fren and his pals ..500ml cans of kingfisher drought beer wer calling out to me..and like all frail human beings gave into the temptation!and i'm glad i did..coz i utterly and thoroughly enjoyed it !!!

This point on i am telling u wat my sober on that day pal durgesh told me ..

He said he saw a completely new side of me that dat..usually wen im drunk i yell profanities ot my pals or talk crazy like all drunkards..but this day for some reason i was laughing..yes laughing in an un controllable mad man type laughter which i vaguely remember doing..and that's not it!..he said i was laughing all the way from Powai till we reached Andheri!!can u beat that!..he also added that after my entertaining state that day i also thot i was burn proof..coz i did burn myself on my bike silencer somehow but i did continue laughing!!! alcohol and mix of okayish music and rocking crowd somehow makes me forget how entertaining i can be!i wish i cud always be like that!!


The very same evening wen i was in total control of my senses i remember i did manage to embarrass 1 other person other than me..i did gave my newly wed fren and her husband a sight to remember..of course Ritu has seen me in this sate before but now her husband know all these years his darling wife was indeed in really really safe drunk hands!!

Also i take this opportunity to thank my pal Swaroop & Co for sponsoring all the beer that day ..but moreover i thank them for i got my revenge on my dear pal durgesh on the following Saturday coz they made him feel how i have been feeling all this years wen i sit in his car..utterly and totally hopelessly lost and nauseous (sorry durgesh!!)

Cheers!!

The secret admirer

I have been very happy these days...and the reason i have been feeling so is bcoz my dear pal Ritu had come back to town after her grand lavish wedding!(i am still pissed at her for getting married so soon but thats a different story)..the biggest thing is she is very happy and she is happy i am happy.
i have had a lot of good memories with Ritu as a pal who has been so very understanding and caring and i consider myself very lucky to have had her by my side as a pal all this time.
she has changed my life in many ways she is the one who got me and still gets a stupid individual like me..but hey!this aint about her!this is about a girl a very pretty lookin girl who i met coz of her.
i wud be simply lying if i said that im not her fan!

she is perhaps one of the most sweetest persons i have ever met.. besides Ritu of course!
and i can bet that she is one in a billion..in fact truly unique!

she is the most beautiful girls i know..and i can brag about that proudly

the very first day i saw her i was awestruck!that pretty face with sharp features,the long silky hair ..any guy whud be bowled over!
Ritu told me she was her bud Shagufta..wow! i said to myself AND I HAD NUTTIN ELSE TO SAY COZ I WAS STRAPPED 4 WORDS!i told Ritu to that "man ur pal is a real looker" and a host of other real flattering comments..which i later found out ritu gladly passed on to her ..cud der be anymore embarrassing!?
but as luck had it ..i one day finally got to meet her!man was i exited!!most ppl say beauty is only skin deep..i bet that wudnt say that if the met her..she is only of the most bubbly and full of life persons i have met till date and i challenge anyone to prove me wrong!
i still rember the day wen ..at Ritus bday how she managed to embarrass us all...but that was the most happy embarrassment i ever faced and i wud gladly go thru it again!!!!
i always love to see her and see her yap on and on about anything,i so wish there wer more girls like her in my life or college..then my life wud be truly heaven!till then i have the pleasure of calling her my pal.
even though she put me up to writing this..i dun have any complaints,i can only complaint to myself why din i do this before.
now by reading this most wud come to a conclusion that i am truly,madly and deeply in love with her! to be really honest even if i wer i can say honestly that she wud never go out with a guy like me and i wud add further that she wud be way too good for nuttin guy like me!+ we wud be the oddest couple ever !
i can say the only honest thing i can say is that ..i am a true admirer of this female and her charm and charisma!!!
may u always keep on spreading the infectious happiness and madness that u spread through ur life!
P.S:i will always be ur admirer my dear like it not(i bet u really like it huh?)

TypeCAST

Recently..i had the opportunity to attend my first catholic wedding..YES! i was invited i have the invitation card to prove it. I'm not much of a wedding person but on this one i had to be physically present as it was my dear friend Tina's brothers wedding. i have attend my share of Hindu weddings and i have to be honest we south-indian people have the most boring wedding around..i mean its really really boring just thinking of this fact dosent makes be not wanna marry! whilst i was thinking how sad a wedding function my people have, i almost played with the idea of converting to catholicism!! So as i was cursing my religion i got the idea about this blog (MIND U THIS IS TO BE TAKEN IN THE LIGHTEST POSSIBLE MANNER AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF BASHING ANY RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS INCLUDING MINE .) NOW that i have got the shiv-Sena and the VHP off my back let me proceed without guilt
wedding type:

catholic:
the best kind there is..its got everything a guy wud want!good food,free booze,rocking music and yes pretty women everwere u see!no wonder these ppl look so happy on their wedding day!did i mention der is free booze and pretty women ?

the Punjabi wedding:
the best kind Hindu's have to offer!food so good that ur next 20 generation will be born with cholesterol problems!the pretty women dressed and made up so heavily that one may feel the of being a part of an Ekta Kapoor soap,fat balding men everywhere u lay ur eyes on!,hot garma garam family gossip that will make a paparazzi feel ashamed and music that will even make a deaf guy more deaf! yes its got et all! The

Muslim wedding:
you have to be in this one just for the sake of witnessing something which one rarely gets to witness in this day and age.it is beautiful and royal at the same time..other form of weddings have changed but this one maintains its heritage till date.the food is awe sum,the whole script of the wedding is wonderful and not to mention u also get to share a huge dinner plate with 10 other people!wats in it not to love?
The south-Indian:
ah!the mother of all boring bashes!i have witnessed a million of these in this life time,yet it dosent stop following me!loud erratic music which no one gets,old folks coming up to you and telling you "my how tall u have become!",badly dressed up and i mean really really badly dressed up people in ther 10 ton silk saris,food so bland and tasteless u'll crave for the hospital food frm the last time u wer admitted!and yes the masterpiece(at least for people like me)"which engg/medical college beta?" did some say marriages are made in heaven??