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Have you wondered??

your's truly has been lazy for quiet some time now...and especially after the last blog u can tell how utterly and truly bored i have been!
But i am a fighter i shall entertain all even if it means i have to write this blog with 6 pins stapled to my chin(which btw i busted on Sunday...owww! and no i din get beat up by anyone i fell down a flight of stairs and landed on my chin!)


OK, so i was out of good ideas to write about so i began a nation wide search with MTV and Anu malik for a new idea and and to shockingly both Mr. Malik and MTV had nothing original to give me!
so as usual i was on my own..
so i took a piece rite outta Jerry Seinfeld's book i write about nothing important! or better yet nothing!

so let the wondering begin!

derz a lot of random stuff that goes in my mind and few of the imp 1z which i always ponder about are:
have you ever wondered why do particular sections of our society dress alike or in a particular way?
confused?
lemme illustrate
since im gonna be bashing a lotta races lemme begin with my own first!

south indians: who do my people always wear a shirt(mostly plain white or some ugly color like brown or purple ar pink) with even more disgusting looking trousers of even uglier colors?
and why don't dey ever tuck der shirts in?

maharastrians:wer do i even begin..have you ever wondered y marathis always and i mean ALWAYS wear those T-shits with collars which have horizontal stripes (color combo as follows:orange and white or blue and white or green and orange)(or as we call em the 'birth rite tee'

gujratis: have you you ever wondered y all gujju men wear more jewellery than women?
or why do the dress up like they are pimp's?or y do det wear gay looking body fitting tee's wen they have humongous paunches?

catholics:have u ever wondered who do these people always wer a shirt with pictures of a Hawaiian beach or pictures of goa on it?


most north indians(esp from U.P and Bihar):why do these people always smell like cattle?

have you ever wondered why all women my age are committed wer as guys like me are still single?does that mean the only option my kind has are 18 yr olds or married women?

have you ever wondered why do dogs have sex with so many bitches and never get AIDS?

have you ever wondered y do FUGLY LOOKIN guys are dating pretty women?

have you ever wondered what is SRK doing dancing on TV without his shirt on?

some more points to ponder about...

is GUNS AND ROSES EVER GONNA BE BACK?

will karan johar or KJO as the call him now ..ever admit hez gay?

will Rakhi Sawant ever shut up?

will Paris Hilton ever start wearing under garments?

will you finally admit i am smarter than you!

Get lucky at table number 8

-phew!-
its been a long week!
five long months have elapsed and now im on the home stretch!
the horrible nightmare called industrial training a HM student has to go thru is finally coming to an end!
BUT...
well wen i say this i mean the normal HM students who do choose to work hard coz the want to "make it big"(?)..well any ways smart as i am i choose the small 3 star hotel and decided to go on an all expenses paid holiday !(smart choices to pay well if ur me!)
ALL the trainees fear the in house restaurants coz they flow of guests(or more like satans dinner guests like i call em)is non stop and trainees genrally end up doin all the shitty jobs.
on the 24 th of the past month my term in the restaurant started too...and like the smart guy i am i joined in a week late and will be leaving early frm the rest.
BUT..
the three weeks i am spending here in the rest cannot be escaped,
the restaurant i work in currently is called 'Some thing's fishy'
and as the name suggests most of the guests walking in thru the doors and especially the ones who sit at lucky table no.8 hav a lotta fishy things going in and around em!
for the uninformed let me tell something clear first...

1. wen with a local prostitute or a bar girl u generally dine at a good 3 star rest.
2. wen with a struggling model or a hi class whore u dine at the coffee shop of a 5 star hotel.
3. if ur in a "date"with firang "guest"u dine at a specialty restaurant of a 5 star hotel.

(these are facts people and i have done my survey quiet well on this one)





so as i was saying..
i have been in the restaurant for like roughly 10 days now...
and i have observed that table no.8 is a huge hit with with shady ppl!
lemme give a few examples...
first instance.
i first noticed a man walk in at 11pm with a how shall i put it...(ahem)a working class lady !(ahem)ok i cant out it any better she was a prostitute!
the guy was in his mid 50's and looked like a traffic cop u see everwer!
he like ordered quiet an exp drink and a meal for his "lady fren" and left...
the in the same week i saw him like walk in 3 more times with the same "lady fren"
wonder wads his story?
me too!


second instance.
three society women or MILF'S as most guys call em,walk in with a guy called Sameer by the looks of it all three of em wer really bored in like and in their mid 40's ...hte mode op was the same ordered a really exp meal and left
and on of the old MILF took my pen too...wonder if shez using it for writing or summin else in her free time????
and yea one of the other milf was also eying a studly lookin steward bet the fella must have got a lot more than his normal 20 rs tip that nit if he had gotten lucky!
but thru all this i wonder if sameer had a rough nite at work...?
well all i can do rite now is think about it and wonder the if the impossible has happened with em!
but i dunno...


(i know this blog is shitty but pls let this 1 fly by im kinda hunting for ideas!)