I'm back it's true and there's a lil bit of me in all of u!!

Ma peeps! Tis been a long long time !
Ma homedawgs and homdoggiegals it's 2010 already and is my pehala biloawg! God I missed blogging!
This year has began on a bad note but shall promise you this:
Like the price of food this blog will keep it's tradition of being highest in the non sense quotient!
Like sonia Gandhi it will cont murdering the Hindi bhaasha!
Like like motley crüe this will do all the groupies in sight !
Like skanky girls this will just not stop sucking!
Like cock rock songs this will not stop from you laying flat on Ur back with ur legs wide open!
Like gangsta rappers this will not stop talikn bout em bithes!

Lastly
Like the movie avatar this will be all fart and no shit!

So for a moment I request y'all to just belive in the ball and throw ur self,sing oops I did it again and hit me baby one more time and ...


Just help me rock out with my cock out!!

Parental guidence advised.

◄•►Fast forward►►

When school got over we wanted to be in college and now wen college is over we wish we could all go back to school when times wer much simpler than what its today!

Everyone thinks life wud be great wen we finally start working and earning but like everything else in life this phase too has surprises for everyone...i dunno wat y'all have in mind for your futures but i have thot of these things which i shud have by the time im 30,they are as follows:

1.Own a flat in Bandra carter road by the time im 30.(if not there then no were)

2.Own a BMW

3.Own a Yamaha R1 in the next 3 years

4.Be better than the IIM cousin Financially(at least!)

5.Be better than all those who went to UK,USA,Australia (wont have to work too hard for this 1...I was better than those quitters and wannabes to begin with)

6.Prove all my MBA buddies that a Degree doesn't always ensure success!(no hard work again)

7.Own 10 Restaurants at least and one really huge one.

8.Make Friends in politics or be in politics in some way.

9.Attend a Motley crue,Poison& a Kiss concert in Los Angeles or New york

10.Be Famous

11.Own a Gun

12.A monthly income of Rs. 15 lacks

Right now i dunno if any of these aspirations will come true or not but the least i could do is try...but i have a gut feeling all of these and even more will come true...we all can check back when im 30 and see how many of the things I aspire for have come true.

A day to remember...FOREVER!

Everyone has glorious day in thier lives where some days are just better than others...The day u get a new car,the day u graduate,the day u lost ur virginity,the day ur dad just gives u like 10 grands and tell u beta"shop ur ass off!" for no reason at all!.

Sometimes we are so obsessed with all the irrelevant and materialistic things that we oft forget how much the smaller things in our lives matter to us...competition has transformed us into zombies who just forget how much one day can mean to us even if we don't do anything important!

Recently i experienced such a day...some of u may knw my lovely,wonderful,sweet and very sexy girlfriend Aureen left for the States

for two weeks and both of us had been consumed with our respective work so much that we barely spent time together in a long,long time.

so we decided to spend a day together a whole day with no work talks,no seriousness.we just roamed and roamed on my bike frm Bandra to sion for lunch at sion lunch home for some chicken sukka and surmai rawa fry to waiting outside Hotel Jhakaas(sion dharavi rd partly a/c) due to rains to juhu beach for some gola and laughing and poking fun at so juniour college kids to following an odd couple and tryin to eavesdr

op on their convo to being harassed by a bunch of photographers on juhu beach prompting us to take pics of r memorable day to finding lik

e a million condoms (all used and apparently of the same brand) at the place wer we parked r asses to even going to vile parle east for a trip to saathe college to remind how sad life can be !

I wished the day would never end!

its that day i realized how happy i was with Aureen and how much i miss her now that she is away!

Baby please come back soon i miss u!

In pic the odd couple we followed and two dudes holding hands and walking into the sunset...

Chut~opia:-The story of J.B.Nagar,Andheri East,mum-59

I Have lotta free time these days...mainly coz its the season we restaurant people fear the most,tis' the silly season of shravan wer Marathi ppl do not eat non-veg food and outside stuff for a whole darn month its been a very greulling,painfully long low profit last 30 days!

But during the free time which i had,which BTW i spend mostly hanging outside my restaurant sitting on other ppls parked bikes checking chicks out as they come out to go to the "temple"(read their boy freinds)with devotion so religious that it wud make asaraam babu look ike a romeo passing lewd comments at the village market bai's.

I got a lot of time to see the way evolution has taken its course on my neighbourhood which i never really did since my 'saadk-chaap' days were behind me!

Now from what i hear wen i tell ppl i live in JB nagar is a big WOW! and followd by..the chick r really hot over there ...for the people of marol pipeline,chimatpada,pumphouse,sahar,kondivita JBN is Bandra carter road or werevr cool people hang out!

I mean blah,blah,blah...yes JBN has real pricey real estate in andheri east,last i heard my house was valued at 1.5 crores! yes ppl my upstairs guy offered my dad that much! it is close to the air port,station,has all types of shops u cud imagine and the pretty gals to top it off!

But wat was the real eye opener was the crowd that hangs out in totaly harmony,it's like an Indian United colours of benneton ad except more ugly and badly dressed!

There is every possible group that hangs out from the marol mamu's(mullas),the ghetto boys(pavli guys),the marwari maruders to the punjabi punks and the ghaati maalyas(the mechanics)!
these guys all come in cars mostly borrowed from a buddy or frm the garage the work in listening to outrageous music to impress grls which they never talk to! from Sean Paul's shake dat thing to sukhbir's panjaabi munda tera laand khada these guys occasionally belt a track or two frm some emraan hashmi starrer to impress the odd school grl too!

like dogs,every group has it own parking territory wer only they can park these groups i have seen are totally sausage fests !!man!! i have never seen any gal with em,not evn a ugly1!

The dressing of these guys is aslo summing which has to be the best and the most entertaining feature...most of the guys dress up like garage workers on der day off,the marol crowd dons the pathani,the punju crowd is all abt the sleeveless T's which highlights der huge butter chickan' bellies!,the ghetto boys all dress up like 50 cents and then there is the fashion rip offs who sport the fake Ed Hardy T's!

The girls! the best part! every year JBN has the skank of the year award for the grl who sleeps with all the car wallas! i wud love to name them but ill keep it a secret coz i know a few of them!!(only coz they r my restaurant patrons!) the grls in JBN r totally 1 dimensional thers is the group which thinks JBN is like the coolest place ever!!! and the other bunch who are wannabe townies who live in 1 bhk flats!! but none the less 1 thing i love abt the area is the Girls...its like only a generation away frm havin some pole dancers and strippers!

Another fascinating aspect is the ppl i grew up with most of them all pretended to be Big shots they behaved like holier than thou with me i cud never figure out y,but this month i found out it was coz of the fact i was better of than most of em...i knew more chicks than them,had a bigger house,car,bike watevr u knw!BTW all of them r unemployed and hang nr the pan walla drinking beer outa a bag all day long!

how do i know all this ??

coz until 3 years ago even i was one of them!!

Up yours! all ya ney sayers!

As i have my victory smoke and publish this i can only say I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY A LONG LONG TIME!

7 years,5 colleges and 5 lak rupees later I am a proud GRADUATE!

From now on Vivek Nayak is nobodys bitch,im no longer at the mercy of the so called professors who kept constantly telling me i need an attitude adjustment! well Up yours assums losers!

Now i have my totally worthless Graduation cert telling everyone im a graduate of hotel management of the first class variety in a third world industry which pays u not peanuts but its discarded skins!

But then again who ever said the 6 o'clock news is pretty?

but also then again im not much of a news person! so i really don't care !

Now that i have my valued degree im gonna wait for a week till i get a copy and then the black parade shall begin,which involves me going to all the people and rubbing it in their faces and making them realize that the Rich,arrogant and intelligent people can never be stopped coz its the rule of the world ...the rich become richer and the poor maybe more in numbers but we have money which can turn ur own mothers/kids and husbands against you!

Words cannot describe how much relived i am!

Now that i am my own boss(literally)i shall take my time in extracting revenge from all who caused real embarrassment and shame to me just coz i was rich or had a secured future!

It will also be a message to the whole world that if u mess with Vivek Nayak he will destroy your life !

So fear the hatredcopter !!

Teri maa ki teri @#$%!!

Mumbai has it own lingo,we speak hindi but not the types the north speaks...people from dilli especially find it very tough to adapt to the 'Bambaiyya' lingo where A ghoda is a gun,Khoka is a crore rupee,thokna means killing someone and so on ya knw.

But what mumbai is also famous for me is its Notorious mis pronunciation of words,the material i have heard and collected over the years is Legendary to say the least.

here are a few famous ones:

Any station in mumbai: 'Tasion

Kurla station: churla 'Tasion

Spicy: picy

A computer: Kamputer

A laptop: Lyaaptyop

Chewing gum: A chingum or a chigum

if ur refering to a pal: Bantai/banta/bamai/mitra and the ever popular BOSS

BOSS also stands for: Brother of a sexy sister

Any elderly women: Maiidum

Chinese food is spelt as: Chinse/chines food

popular way of abusing some one: Teri maa ki C@*T teri!! bhosdi wale!!

A youngster on a bike: Rider/pilot

to hit someone: meine usse 'Bhar diye'

slapping: Ramtaaya/chaaptaya

Asking someone: AKSing someone

When ur refering to ur neighbour to some one else while gossiping(my mum's fave): pintu/chintu ki mummy

Also i would like some guidance as to where these places are located in mumbai as i wud love to visit them

chivda gulli

khadi machine

islampura

deed(one and a half) gully

mastan cottage

pathanwadi

curry road

Goo galli (yes GOO= shit)

kajuwadi

dagdi chawl

katal khaana(by far the most brutal place i have hrd of!)

Also finally id like to mention the names of the people i have heard these words and of these mystical places:

kusha

hajja

algoo

sagadi

ramya

daggdu

photya

and

Satmeet

Then & now

They say change is the most constant thing in life...i cant tell if its true or not,but lately I've been feeling the change

changes can be good like how peter Parker got bit by the radioactive spider and became spiderman and bagged mary-jane or how logan the mutant became Wolverine when he was pumped with $1/2 billion worth of anamantium

But the change i have been feeling is summin which i thot wud never come to me ..the change of being responsible!

this very thought makes me feel sick...

I was watchin this movie called Wild hog's about these 4 guys in their 40's facing issues..i connected with John Travolta's character who has a life which his buddies think is great but he only knws that his wife has left him and he is bankrupt...just like him even i feel,not like a wild hog but a Wild Lamb who occasionally goes crazy!

What's evn scary is the fact that im only in my 20's and i feel like this ,does this mean by the time in hit 30's i'll loose my will to live and go jump off a ledge?

this is very weird coz i have been crazy,neurotic,wild,reckless and downright mean for a major part of my life!

I have been:

busted my mumbai police various times for "FUN" which crossed the line

Sat behind in the cop car in my Jammie's for the "FUN"

Spent 1 hour in a railway lockup for traveling with a ticket but on a ladies special train on Ganpati day(totally un-intentional)

Kicked the headlights and tail lights outta various rikshaws for not lettin me pass

Being drunk outta my head on various occasions and not liked it!

Dated the good,the bad and the FUGLY!

this list is kinda endless and never ending but i kust don't have it any more in me!

These days i have mellowed out like a a gay guy in a all lesbian bar!

just the thought of doin something reckless makes me go whimp!

Many say i have changed for the better..but have I?

i was a guy who was always materialistic and greedy ...i was LEX LUTHOR..i was self obsessed and mean ..i used to get what i wanted at any cost ...even if it meant altering my persona putting up an act or even endangering sum1's life but now i just don't have the will power man! Sometimes i miss the old me ..he was the black suit wearing spider man,he was Sylar no matter how good they want to be or do they jst cannot!

As i reflect inside me trying to find out wat happened to the goal driven,self obsessed,greedy vivek who got the job done while being the Vivek who's become lazy,wimpy, and a pussy

Wish me luck!

CHICKS=TROUBLE

THIS SONG'S JUST STUCK IN MY HEAD...

MOTLEY CRUE'S

CHICKS=TROUBLE

HEAR THE SONG IF U CAN

Rolls Royce shoppin',
Like a damn puppet,
Love my cash in Beverly Hills.

Gold Car Lover,
Hamptins watch my cover, *
Hoochie went and jacked up my bills.

Well I know I shouldn't say it, but truth be told,
I really thought that pussy was gold.

Chicks = Trouble,
You had it up again with your gift.*
Chicks = Trouble,
I always step right in,
I always step right in the shit.

Oh yea, I have a jet,
My balls are deep in debt,
And all she hears is cha-cha-cha-ching

But she was more,
A gold-digging whore,
Here come the lawyers again.

Chicks = Trouble,
You had it up again with your gift.*
Chicks = Trouble,
They'll kick you when your down in the ditch.
Chicks = Trouble,
I always step right in,
I always step right in the shit.

They never said I could catch this from a center fold,
I got it bad and the doctor said I should've known,
I should've known, I should've known.

Chicks = Trouble,
You had it up again with your gift.*
Chicks = Trouble,
They'll kick you when your down in the ditch.
Chicks = Trouble,
You had it up again with your gift.*

Oh you had enough?
You get what you give
Oh

Oh no.

It snows in HELL!!

Aureen my girlfriend tells me these days"Baby ur lookin fairer these days" now i don't knw if i should take it as a compliment or as a sick cruel joke by god and as if that's not enough i have a select few females who give me looks of late(i dunno i never noticed but that's wat my pals tell me) as a guy i find it real flattering when girls are checking me out( go planet health!!)but at the same time i find this really weird and unfair too!

As a guy all ur life u wait and wait for girls to notice u and it never happens u always loose out to the punk with the money and a bike...well i had both but i always lost i dunno why!

UNTIL ONE DAY.....

...... I FOUND THIS!

Yes u read correctly ..its called Tibet Snow cream..and yes its made in Pakistan!

It was lyin on my table all this time i thot it was my folks ka backache balm r summin now i assume this was given to my dad by his barber shop buddies..and some how i was destined to land in my hands!

its a guy tendency to try things whic are generally not safe like drugs,drink and drive ,experimental face creams but wat the heck who cares? we are men and men don't think of consequences!

it smells like a salon and feel like snow and it does make ur skin look good!

now im using this sparingly coz i dunno wer i can get more of this my gal even googled it but never found out anything...i think god himself makes this stuff!

so as i enjoy this new found attention which the Tibet snow cream has given me all i can say is ...

in life there are winners and there are losers ....till then BE JEALOUS!

Call 911

My car...my beloved new car...my beloved new spanking new car....h..ha..has been damaged!

Sunday morning some random biker happen to crash on my car which was comfortably resting under a tree fully polished and shiny! the sick biker the onlookers told me crashed his whole bike on my rear left door and was so scared he'd have to sell his house to pay for the damages he did ...ran away like the cock less driver he was!

P.s: for the people who dun knw i happen to own a brand new red colour Honda city

i shall update pics of the carnage later in the day....please mourn with me till then

10 Products Which the world needs

In today's time where recession is the talk of the town,in this troubled times where people have no jobs(including me) people are getting their lab coats outta the closets to make a extra buck.

So children LETS GET INVENTIN' YAW

number 10:The love gun, A Dildo which has a gun bulit in it(come with standard testicle shaped cartridges).

not only will this keep u warm at night this will even keep u safe wen ur husband or watchman*wink*wink* is outta town!

so cock this gun up ladies!

number 9: Ass flavored Gum

just dun be a asshole smell like one too!

number 8: Chilly flavoured condoms

cmon spice up ur sex life bro!

number 7: Soaps which smell like sweat

for lazy people who wanna show their frenz they had a hard day at work!one wash and smell like sweat(comes in gujju,bhaiya and ghaati flavours)

number 6: Tobbaco bread

for people who dun go to loo with out a smoke in the morning...good way to have a meal on the go!

number 5: opposite warewolves

Dun be scared!! they turn into human on a full moon day...rest of the time unleash them on to ur loved ones!

Number 4: The pussy troll

For any other maids who intend to work at Shiney Ahuja's residence!

Number 3: You tube,Twitter and Facebook to join forces!

the result....?

www.youtwitface.com!

number 2: Karela toothpaste

For all BMC employees,cops etc...i guess ud rather smell that than guthka huh?

number 1: AXE urinal tryst deo

dun just look like a Latrine smell like one too!

BA.. BA.. BA....BACK..BACK TO THE ROCKING HORSE!!

Guess who's back!

the congress(god save us)?

the crooked cop?

the curry bashing Aussie?

Rescission?

nope!

your very own highly opinionated,loud mouth,racially biased,aristocratic yet lovable blogger is back in business !

Since i love picking on all people (Except maself) i shall continue this tradition!

after all it just wont be me if i din do it!

coz...

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!

so on with bizness!
i came up with this idea (well i'd like to call it an original but it aint)

to describe in one word/sentence wat i think of people i love and the people i hate!(the latter have been granted more words ...coz i make the rules! if u have a problem bite me!)

So let the public bashing begin!

My girlfriend Aureen: Love

My pal shashank: Churan A.K.A CM saahab

Rohan: Bitchy Pal who i love to Bitch with

Durgesh: Dim,some one who thinks he is smart but is full of fart(literally)

Supriya: Sweet

Ritu: Married

Tina: Whiny

Shilpa: Bittersweet

Satmeet: Laandya

Shuba: cud fly if she cud flap her ears/ nice person

Neha: loudmouth,gossipy maharastrian Aunty(in the future)

Kush: plays dumb but is smart

Manoj: gay for me( i aint kiddin)

Rahul: Axl rose cus he is weird like him! crazy talented but weird!

DAD: BJP President Rajnath Singh(wiki him and then tell me if they r alike!)

Mum: need friends!

Sister: needs rich friends!

Meghna: wish she get petro bombed by an aussie touring England and lives to tell the tale !

Her boyfriend: a dog with no legs Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Stop looking,Start seeing,Do something India

Just over a week ago our country experienced its worst ever terror attack.We all saw and know what happened,most mourned,lit candles,took a protest march out like i did ..but for what?

Do we really think we all are making a difference by doing this?wats so different this time?why din we do it the last time wen bombs went off on trains? the only thing that comes to my mind is that we all lost hope and are genuinely scared coz b4 ppl used to plant bombs and run,but this time we wer being hunted down by only 10 guys who came in a dingy? and  held all of u ransom?

i dont blame the terrorists or the paki's for what they did..surprised ? pls dont be coz we let em do it us!

each and ever one of us is corrupt and careless!

yes coz we all started it by fighting for our religion,cast, our so called dick less leaders!

For what i ask?

did any one frm the thakery clan or the gandhi clan come to save us?

no coz they don care for us..coz they have bullet proof cars and Z grade security sponsored by us!

I know there is no point in talking about anything coz very few care and like for those like me who Love this country..all i ask is that Mr. politician allow me to buy a gun ..not to kill myself...but to kill those who don't do their job like you..or at lest to kill the motherfucker who came in a boot to kill my people ..coz i dun wanna die a nameless death or be called a martyr ..bcoz if i choose  to die i shall die fighting and take the bastard to the hell he deserves for making my people's one!

VIGILANTLY JUSTICE FOR ALL GUILTY!

Try polisihng these "KOHINOOR DIAMONDS"

Finally in the final year,the big dawgs! reaching to a end of a three yr degree course!YES PEOPLE! in a few shorts months nearly 200 students are gonaa graduate and be called (proudly) Bachelor of hospitality mgmt!i have personally gone a lot to be here..changed colleges,had my family name almost defamed,hopes and dreams crushed even before realizing them!

Now I have been a student of Kohinoor college of hotel mgmt for almost a year and a half now!
A college which i once discarded sayin it a shitty college..turned out to be the only college which accepted me when i was asked to leave from rizvi college of hotel mgmt!

So today i decided to thank all the wonderfully gifted students of KOKO by interviewing them!

NOTE: people have been picked at random and have been interviewd.

excerpts from the interview..

ME: so tell me what made you pick KOKO?
STUDent: To be phrank thees waas thee only kollege that akccepted me after I flunked the engg CET exams..hehe! alos my waadil(read:dad) has peechan with the locval shiv sena leader who is the union leader at ITC grand maarath who told my dad i can work as a steward after i pass!kool na?

M: thats all ok but don u think investing almost 2,50 laks for the three years only to do a job which pays only pays 6 grands a month dozt make any sense?
S: arre baba my aiee wadil took a loan..they have to pay the bank back not me!hehe!!!

M:so how did u find the college in the beginning ?
S:In thee begining i found it very diffculltty to undeshtand the lectured becoz all of them were in EEnglieehs but the i beacmed phrends with a few marathi maadhyam students and cot the professors and forcibly told tham to make undershtand us all in marathi!kool na?jai marashtra!hehe!

M:so hows the crowd out here?
S: arre baba it ieej too rokking!every one here speaks marathi!the guyjs are too cool they all listen to Laavani(marathi songs)and wen we party we all BREAk dance to Sawn paal(sean paul)i love his song tamptrature(temperature)also on our freshers paaarty we all did the ganpati dance to all the songs..it was the only party i had ever gone to!hehe!!

M:wat about the female crowd?
S:arre bahau the cheeks are too hot out here!i swear!aaie chi gaand laadki look are too kool all are babes!they all love the same things like we do and they love it especially if we fight and beat a guy up in a group to prove our manness!then they come and propose us!hehe!!

M:wow! really?!so how many grls came and proposed to u?
S:sadly no 1 bcoz i was the one who was bashed up in the group!hehe!!

M:sad! so wat do u do for fun out here?
S:aktaully (spitting on the floor of the classroom) we all love to drink!its the fave tymepass of our group!we buy a khaamba(bottle)of Imperial blue or bagpiper wen we have no moneys and drink it with the watercooler water !hehe!!

M: so are there any cool places out here?
S:arrre there are so many! there is shivaji maidaan wer we all go and play cricket during lectures,then there is dadar choowpatty wer we all go drink in public!,the der is are kackteen whic is for the kool DUDes!i totally love this place!me toh even comes here on sundays!hehe!!

M:wats a average college day for you like?
S:i love the kollege uniphorm and my kollege sports shoejs,then i ctach the 7.55 local to dadar and meet my pals and missed call them wen i reach the kolege!hehe!the if mood hua toh we sit phor lektures and harass the professors and the nerdy students!chutiya saale!hehe!!!
we never miss the lunch in college!fees waasul karna hai na?thats y i mqake it a point to eat every day even if i dun come for lektyures!hehe!!

M:so is there anyone you people hate?
S:yes!of cousre! der is this rich kid who comes in a bike !saala dosent drink cheap liquor like us!even patoed the Dubai gurl in our klass!he things just becoz hes rich has a pretty gurl and has a sekure fhututer he iej better than us!(spits again)

M:so wats ur ultimate goal in life?
S:I am toh going to the USA afteer the degree to work as a steward!hehe!!i'll go der and try to phasao a Ameerikan grl and bkome a shittyzen over there!!hehe!!!

M:so who do you idolize?
S: there is one maan who you are suppose to idolize! RAJ SAAHEB!bhaaiya bhaagoa maharastra bachao,riksha chaaloa!hehe!!

M:good!im so proud of you !im really gald to be your classmate!hope u do a really mediocre job for the rest of your life!

The people who run our lives

People living in this city have become so lazy man! me included,
slowly but steadily we are turning into Americans (except,we will take a piss on the street corner rite next to the sulabh sauchalya to save a buck or throw the garbage out of our windows.)
even Indians living in the US of A complaints all the time how they miss the comfort money could buy in India,comfort we all take for granted(for confirmation call up a relative of urs int the states and see her go on and on till ur bank balance runs dry!).
people who talk about as the low category people who do what they do becoz they wer meant to do that..treat them like dirt,abuse them and even harass them coz they dun know the pain of being them coz they never bothered to ask how they are feelin or hows things at home!

Each and everyone of us think of all these people who run our lives as the insignificant people ..don't deny the fact think long and hard ..really really hard ..cmon u must have mis-treated someone ?and if u still cant think of sum1 well..ur jus perfect aren't ya?..congrats!..or ur memory just sucks ass!
I admit the fact that i am filled with hatred for all humans barring my frens and family and i have been a jerk ..A LOT!
i can give u a million instances wer i have abused a rikshawala or my restaurant staff or m maid ..and i regret it a lot.
Only wen u speak to these people u come to know how difficult lives they live..people like our maids,car cleaner,the milk man,the paper guy.. how we always expect them to do a perfect work and if the fail to do it we never run shy of giving them a peice of our minds coz we all are self centered people
I am telling all of this coz i have been at the receiving end of these nasty comments myself and i know how it feels to be blasted by an asshole like you or me at work or anywer else.

so next time you decide to give maa-bheen gaalis to anyone who works for you jus think for a second how hard ur parcel wala who braved the rain pedaling his bike to deliver ur food coz u wer too lazy to cook to send money back to his/her old parents or to provide a good education to their children so they dun have to take crap form ppl like u and me or drive a riksha coz his daddy weren't as rich as urs or he has to work coz he is the only able pair oh hands to provide for his home..and jus imagine how difficult ur life becomes if dun come to work for even 1 single day!!
so the next time be kind..remember it could be u taking a yelling from ur boss for coming late coz he also owns u in a way like the way u feel u own these people ..and thank god ur not him/her coz im pretty sure u and me would suck at doin their jobs big time!

We rocked out with our cocks out!

Don't let the title of this blog distract you ! It's not as it sounds! this is about how much i enjoy getting drunk while listening to good ol' fashion rock!as most of you'll know i'm an avid fan of the good ol glam metal A.K.A the good ol days of the hairbands of the 80's. This holi i just got what i always wanted all my holi playing career!..A bunch of beer drinkin,hairband wearin,guys from down south playin holi how its meant to be played..with lots of beer,good music and a rockin crowd! I am generally never the type to gel in a new group of people immediately..but wen beer is involved..things suddenly change and im not that shy and silent anymore!

As a strict rule which i follow every year i don't drink on holi ,but this year the lure of deadly color's,dirty water of juhu beach and of course my good ol fren and his pals ..500ml cans of kingfisher drought beer wer calling out to me..and like all frail human beings gave into the temptation!and i'm glad i did..coz i utterly and thoroughly enjoyed it !!!

This point on i am telling u wat my sober on that day pal durgesh told me ..

He said he saw a completely new side of me that dat..usually wen im drunk i yell profanities ot my pals or talk crazy like all drunkards..but this day for some reason i was laughing..yes laughing in an un controllable mad man type laughter which i vaguely remember doing..and that's not it!..he said i was laughing all the way from Powai till we reached Andheri!!can u beat that!..he also added that after my entertaining state that day i also thot i was burn proof..coz i did burn myself on my bike silencer somehow but i did continue laughing!!! alcohol and mix of okayish music and rocking crowd somehow makes me forget how entertaining i can be!i wish i cud always be like that!!


The very same evening wen i was in total control of my senses i remember i did manage to embarrass 1 other person other than me..i did gave my newly wed fren and her husband a sight to remember..of course Ritu has seen me in this sate before but now her husband know all these years his darling wife was indeed in really really safe drunk hands!!

Also i take this opportunity to thank my pal Swaroop & Co for sponsoring all the beer that day ..but moreover i thank them for i got my revenge on my dear pal durgesh on the following Saturday coz they made him feel how i have been feeling all this years wen i sit in his car..utterly and totally hopelessly lost and nauseous (sorry durgesh!!)

Cheers!!