Tuesday, June 23, 2009

It snows in HELL!!


Aureen my girlfriend tells me these days"Baby ur lookin fairer these days" now i don't knw if i should take it as a compliment or as a sick cruel joke by god and as if that's not enough i have a select few females who give me looks of late(i dunno i never noticed but that's wat my pals tell me) as a guy i find it real flattering when girls are checking me out( go planet health!!)but at the same time i find this really weird and unfair too!
As a guy all ur life u wait and wait for girls to notice u and it never happens u always loose out to the punk with the money and a bike...well i had both but i always lost i dunno why!

UNTIL ONE DAY.....


...... I FOUND THIS!

Yes u read correctly ..its called Tibet Snow cream..and yes its made in Pakistan!
It was lyin on my table all this time i thot it was my folks ka backache balm r summin now i assume this was given to my dad by his barber shop buddies..and some how i was destined to land in my hands!
its a guy tendency to try things whic are generally not safe like drugs,drink and drive ,experimental face creams but wat the heck who cares? we are men and men don't think of consequences!
it smells like a salon and feel like snow and it does make ur skin look good!
now im using this sparingly coz i dunno wer i can get more of this my gal even googled it but never found out anything...i think god himself makes this stuff!

so as i enjoy this new found attention which the Tibet snow cream has given me all i can say is ...
in life there are winners and there are losers ....till then BE JEALOUS!

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recklessness redefined!! yes!im the personification of recklessness! im just a kid whoz trying to live his life the way he wants to . not just another face in the crowd,im more sorta the guy who runs the show than sit on the sidelines and watch it! love me or hate me ! (love me pls, pls!) i just write random exps i go through in my life in a funny,sarcastic way! hope u ppl enjoy my misery! cheers!