the congress(god save us)?
the crooked cop?
the curry bashing Aussie?
Rescission?
nope!
your very own highly opinionated,loud mouth,racially biased,aristocratic yet lovable blogger is back in business !
Since i love picking on all people (Except maself) i shall continue this tradition!
after all it just wont be me if i din do it!
coz...
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!
so on with bizness!
i came up with this idea (well i'd like to call it an original but it aint)
i came up with this idea (well i'd like to call it an original but it aint)
to describe in one word/sentence wat i think of people i love and the people i hate!(the latter have been granted more words ...coz i make the rules! if u have a problem bite me!)
So let the public bashing begin!
My girlfriend Aureen: Love
My pal shashank: Churan A.K.A CM saahab
Rohan: Bitchy Pal who i love to Bitch with
Durgesh: Dim,some one who thinks he is smart but is full of fart(literally)
Supriya: Sweet
Ritu: Married
Tina: Whiny
Shilpa: Bittersweet
Satmeet: Laandya
Shuba: cud fly if she cud flap her ears/ nice person
Neha: loudmouth,gossipy maharastrian Aunty(in the future)
Kush: plays dumb but is smart
Manoj: gay for me( i aint kiddin)
Rahul: Axl rose cus he is weird like him! crazy talented but weird!
DAD: BJP President Rajnath Singh(wiki him and then tell me if they r alike!)
Mum: need friends!
Sister: needs rich friends!
Meghna: wish she get petro bombed by an aussie touring England and lives to tell the tale !
Her boyfriend: a dog with no legs Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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