10 Products Which the world needs

In today's time where recession is the talk of the town,in this troubled times where people have no jobs(including me) people are getting their lab coats outta the closets to make a extra buck.

So children LETS GET INVENTIN' YAW

number 10:The love gun, A Dildo which has a gun bulit in it(come with standard testicle shaped cartridges).

not only will this keep u warm at night this will even keep u safe wen ur husband or watchman*wink*wink* is outta town!

so cock this gun up ladies!

number 9: Ass flavored Gum

just dun be a asshole smell like one too!

number 8: Chilly flavoured condoms

cmon spice up ur sex life bro!

number 7: Soaps which smell like sweat

for lazy people who wanna show their frenz they had a hard day at work!one wash and smell like sweat(comes in gujju,bhaiya and ghaati flavours)

number 6: Tobbaco bread

for people who dun go to loo with out a smoke in the morning...good way to have a meal on the go!

number 5: opposite warewolves

Dun be scared!! they turn into human on a full moon day...rest of the time unleash them on to ur loved ones!

Number 4: The pussy troll

For any other maids who intend to work at Shiney Ahuja's residence!

Number 3: You tube,Twitter and Facebook to join forces!

the result....?

www.youtwitface.com!

number 2: Karela toothpaste

For all BMC employees,cops etc...i guess ud rather smell that than guthka huh?

number 1: AXE urinal tryst deo

dun just look like a Latrine smell like one too!