I Have lotta free time these days...mainly coz its the season we restaurant people fear the most,tis' the silly season of shravan wer Marathi ppl do not eat non-veg food and outside stuff for a whole darn month its been a very greulling,painfully long low profit last 30 days!
But during the free time which i had,which BTW i spend mostly hanging outside my restaurant sitting on other ppls parked bikes checking chicks out as they come out to go to the "temple"(read their boy freinds)with devotion so religious that it wud make asaraam babu look ike a romeo passing lewd comments at the village market bai's.
I got a lot of time to see the way evolution has taken its course on my neighbourhood which i never really did since my 'saadk-chaap' days were behind me!
Now from what i hear wen i tell ppl i live in JB nagar is a big WOW! and followd by..the chick r really hot over there ...for the people of marol pipeline,chimatpada,pumphouse,sahar,kondivita JBN is Bandra carter road or werevr cool people hang out!
I mean blah,blah,blah...yes JBN has real pricey real estate in andheri east,last i heard my house was valued at 1.5 crores! yes ppl my upstairs guy offered my dad that much! it is close to the air port,station,has all types of shops u cud imagine and the pretty gals to top it off!
But wat was the real eye opener was the crowd that hangs out in totaly harmony,it's like an Indian United colours of benneton ad except more ugly and badly dressed!
There is every possible group that hangs out from the marol mamu's(mullas),the ghetto boys(pavli guys),the marwari maruders to the punjabi punks and the ghaati maalyas(the mechanics)!
these guys all come in cars mostly borrowed from a buddy or frm the garage the work in listening to outrageous music to impress grls which they never talk to! from Sean Paul's shake dat thing to sukhbir's panjaabi munda tera laand khada these guys occasionally belt a track or two frm some emraan hashmi starrer to impress the odd school grl too!
like dogs,every group has it own parking territory wer only they can park these groups i have seen are totally sausage fests !!man!! i have never seen any gal with em,not evn a ugly1!
The dressing of these guys is aslo summing which has to be the best and the most entertaining feature...most of the guys dress up like garage workers on der day off,the marol crowd dons the pathani,the punju crowd is all abt the sleeveless T's which highlights der huge butter chickan' bellies!,the ghetto boys all dress up like 50 cents and then there is the fashion rip offs who sport the fake Ed Hardy T's!
The girls! the best part! every year JBN has the skank of the year award for the grl who sleeps with all the car wallas! i wud love to name them but ill keep it a secret coz i know a few of them!!(only coz they r my restaurant patrons!) the grls in JBN r totally 1 dimensional thers is the group which thinks JBN is like the coolest place ever!!! and the other bunch who are wannabe townies who live in 1 bhk flats!! but none the less 1 thing i love abt the area is the Girls...its like only a generation away frm havin some pole dancers and strippers!
Another fascinating aspect is the ppl i grew up with most of them all pretended to be Big shots they behaved like holier than thou with me i cud never figure out y,but this month i found out it was coz of the fact i was better of than most of em...i knew more chicks than them,had a bigger house,car,bike watevr u knw!BTW all of them r unemployed and hang nr the pan walla drinking beer outa a bag all day long!
how do i know all this ??
coz until 3 years ago even i was one of them!!
