The young and the reckless!: PORNO STAR

BEFORE I START WRITING THIS PIECE OF BLOG I WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN BY SAYING THAT WOMEN ARE NO LESSER THAN MEN ON THIS ISSUE!DON'T LIE TO ME!!!I KNOW EVEN YOU PEOPLE LIKE A LITTLE HARDCORE ONCE IN A WHILE WEN NO 1 IS WATCHING!!!!
OK!now that i have the truth out in public!
let me begin!
people don't talk about it dat much ....
(well men only do wen they r drunk r watching it!)
its a billion dollar/year industry!,

it employs a lot of talented actors and actress's with some very very well endowed/perky credentials!,

it don't discriminate against race/religion!,

it speaks a universal language,

it may or may not come with a storyline!

but wat the hell!!!!

who gives a dam!!!

ppl just watch this form of entertainment coz the just

love to whack/jerk off!!!...A LOT!!!

yes the enchanting of adult films!

if men ruled the world...all movies would be like it!!(if only!!)
no matter how much we may deny this....but all men !!!yes u read it right !!!ALL MEN...LOVE PORN!!!
STRAIGHT/GAY OR UNDECIDED!!
(WEN I MEAN EVERY1 I DO MEAN ALL!!!UR DAD,MY DAD,BROTHERS,GRANDPAS,HITLER,BUSH,MANMOHAN SINGH OR SONIA GANDHI!)
ITS A JOB EVERY MAN WOULD LOVE TO GO TO EVERYDAY!
work and fun/pleasure at the same time!
i bet Eric ever hard,johnny python,will i.am well-hung will agree with me!!!
besides who wouldn't like to get it on with miss orgasma,Courtney cummz r miss juggs!?
yes its a glorious industry!!!
just think...
if porn wer not there on internet...men wouldn't log on to Google plants,animals etc....
and if it weren't der men wud only log on to bringpornback.com!
the CD/DVD industry would be wiped out!
Paris Hilton,Pam Anderson and Britney spears would be out of jobs!!!!!
ok since we men have so much knowledge about tis form of art ...on their behalf now i shall share a few porn secrets!well its not as much of a secret but more ...like..the disgusting yet funny side of porn!

In the porn movie the boss,patient,brother,dad,stable boy,the pilot,barman,firefighter..and every1z fave the pizza deliver boy! don't wer no UNDIES!
APPARENTLY THE BRA AIN'T HIT WITH THESE FEMALES STARS EITHER!
A bed/sofa is always available
forget a condom?????Forget to pick up some rubbers for the date? Chill out, bro; the editor's got your back. Just keep prodding her upturned bottom with your man-stick, eventually the condom will appear. If not, take it as a good sign that she's either barren or you've had a vasectomy during one of the numerous star wipes.
no matter what kind of weird shit ur into don't worry chances are she will do u any ways!!!
the cheer leader,secretary,nurse,the hot teacher will always pass u, treat u for free provided u fuck them real ice and hard!!!(which school is this???is the admission still open???)
your cock will be huge!!!and erect even if ur in a swimming pool,fire,jungle and ready to go!!!!
and did i mention ur cock will be huge!!!!
also the star will have rally really huge bozookas!!!
she will have really cheap,tacky makeup even if she is a prison inmate for chopping her husbands penis !!!
the shoe never comes off no matter what!
yes!!!everyone loves a three some even ur mom,ur wife with an absolute stranger!!!
the camera man guy can shoot and fuck at the same time!!!!tak about multi tasking!and also has the duty of passing comments like" ..oooooo look at those puppies!!!""yeah babby u like dat????""comon take ur top off!!!"
if ur Paris Hilton always and i mean always shoot in night mode only!
it is necessary to call them skanks, bitches, sluts, whore holes, or any variation of the aforementioned. You also have to slap them in the face, especially if it is done so with your weird looking penis
ahhh my request to mr camera guy!!!!! i ask that you stop zooming in on the male genitalia. This, again, is another erection killer.The shot of the man's testicles slapping against his grundle makes us kind of nauseous. Please keep the camera on the woman. To reiterate, no ball shots.
pls stop using dildo's,zucchini's,carrots,bananas and any thing except a real penis coz its really insulting to us men!!!
and for Christ's sake get a music director!!!!!the paakkang waaaao pakkang waaao base guitaring is a real mood killer!!!
also if possible get some convincing storyline!! the mad killer,r the janitor tapping a hot chick i really hard to believe!!!
yes finally did i mention he will have a huge cock??
and u must fake a orgasm!!!!!

ahhhh!!!
the sweet world of porn!!!while we men watch some really hi-DVD quality movies..women prefer to read erotic novels.
but the fact is plain and simple we all love porn!
so go and grab a copy of shaving Ryan's privates,one night at Paris,my hot teacher,or if u fancy local stuff there's always Indian porno with the horny truck driver tapping a fat mammas ass with the dil to paagal hai! soundtrack playing in the background!!!

also der is a porn dat siuts ur needs !!!
for ex: