Supriya's blog.
(since the idea was not registered by denty .. I am not liable to be sued by her lawyers..hah!)
here i am going to try and tell in my own funny/weird way wad i think the future holds for us in a simple yet not so simple 'most likely to..'format!
so here it goes !
(to make u people people happy first and then angry and eventually bloodthirsty {for my blood}with my comments i shall begin with the nice stuff!)
the nice version of the future:
Me: Most likely to 'own a Honda civic in the next 5 years'
Rohan: Most likely to 'be a rock star in the near future'
Durgesh: Most likely to 'come back to mumbai pretty soon to commit some more "road rage"
Shaggy: Most likely to 'lie to you wen u call him next'
Rohan P: Most likely to 'be my beer buddy for eternity'
Rohan K: Most likely to 'go bald before me'
Tushar: Most likely to 'scam my friends the next time he sees them'
Anmol: Most likely to 'be Tushar's partner in the scam'
Prasad: Most likely to 'most likely to be caught by his parents with a prostitute'
Satmeet : Most likely to 'be my man servant'
Ritu : Most likely to 'to get married pretty soon'
Tina : Most likely to 'be my business partner and and help me be richer'
Shilpa : Most likely to 'be the 1 friend who i care about the most'
Neha: Most likely to 'have a pretty smile which everyone loves'
Kushi : Most likely to ' be someone very popular coz of her talents'
My dear sister: Most likely to 'be my sister dearest forever!'
and last but not the least!....
Supriya : Most likely to 'be the smartest female i have ever known'
now!!!!
the version i have been dying to put on this page!!!!
yes !!!the bad!!!sarcastic and the mean version!!!
(forgive me guys!!!)
Me: Most likely to 'get rich,get married and then my wife takes half of everything i own after the divorce!(yes i also get bald during the journey!)'
Rohan: Most likely to 'be still searching 4 a south Indian girl to get married to or playing his guitar at andheri station!'
Durgesh: Most likely to 'be fatter than his wife during her pregnancy'
Reehan: most likely to be 'Durgesh's sonny boy'
Shaggy: Most likely to 'lie to u wen u call him next'
Rohan P: Most likely to 'to be still writing his engg. A.T.K.T exams wen my kids finish college'
Tushar: Most likely to 'be fat,short,stocky and bald in the next 4 yrs and will be working for the M.T.N.L'
Anmol: Most likely to 'still say 'what she told?' whenever a girl speaks to him in English'
Satmeet: Most likely to 'be a vandal and a Arthur road prison inmate'
Prasad: Most likely to 'be a peeping tom'
Ritu:Most likely to 'still tell me'' walk on earth!!!"(and i wont)
Shagufta:Most likely to 'be still wondering mmm"wad doesn't come with an expiry date????"
Tina:Most likely to 'still wont hear wad i have to say whenever v talk'
Shilpa:Most likely to 'end up with a convict'
Neha:Most likely to 'be still checking strange ppls orkut profile frm a fake id!'
Kushi:Most likely to 'be the chick with a weird finger'
My ex classmates in rizvi:Most likely to 'be working for me for a petty salary'
Supriya:Most likely to ' never watch porn!'
My dear sister:Most likely to 'wear black on her wedding day too!'
My dad:Most likely to 'to still think Shilpa,Tina or Ritu or all 3 are my girlfriends'
My mum:Most likely to 'call and tell me "come home its late"at 7 pm every evening'
My relatives:Most likely to say 'chu***a saala inherited all from his dad!'( haha! in ur face!)
THANK YOU FOR VISITING !
ans remember these immortal words :-)
"Meri chitaah ke saath sara Maharastra jaalega!"
the BEST bus driver from the movie-NAYAK
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